Thursday, September 8, 2011
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Geek Out
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Don't smile. You'll get dirt in your mouth.
I've lived in Lubbock going on five years, and the past couple of months have resulted in some of the most bland landscape I have yet to see [if you're not familiar with Lubbock - that's a bold statement.] So bland that I, a native Texan who has taken it upon myself to prove my worthiness of said bad ass lineage through the ceremonial sting of cactus needles to the palm [read: accidentally using a cactus to break my fall while hiking... meh, did the trick] actually got excited to see this cactus blooming. Really excited. What's that? You, too, are now SO intrigued by the above cactus that I am using as a thin veil to hide my need to dedicate an ENTIRE blog post about the very same drought that everyone else in Texas is complaining about daily in 140 characters or less that you are compelled to continue reading??! Ok then... more back story on my cute lil' cactus photo. Monday, February 21, 2011
Unexpectedly Cool Spokesmen

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2) Ben Stein manages to pull off looking like a total intellectual while sounding like a lame tourist who forgot his allergy meds at home. He's too smart to care about something as menial as eye drops, which is why you should stop wasting his precious time and go get some Clear Eyes already. TAH DAH! Best spokesperson for eye drops ever.

3) Isiah Mustafa actually had his name “out there” well before the Old Spice commercials. But he’s a household name now, all because of deodorant. And if you asked any of the “Man your man could smell like” fans what he did before demonstrating what kind of man men could smell like, very few people would know he was in the NFL. And by now you're actually tired of hearing about him so much. I’m on a horse.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
I demand an explanation!
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Dramatic "Whyyy???"
