Unicorn: The Other White Meat

I wish this had happened while I was taking my mass communications law class. I'm sure my professor, an ex DA with a great sense of humor, could have used this as an example multiple times.

It's tough to pick out my favorite quote from this article, but I'm going to have to go with "an excellent source of sparkles."

Check out the story, which I found on the Lubbock Avalanche Journal's site, by clicking here.

Also, I googled "fat unicorn" for images a few days ago (don't ask) and it's amazing how many relevant image results I found. Try it if you wish.